Feature: Bar Strategy 101

With New Year’s Eve quickly approaching, you’ll probably be out celebrating, hoping to ring in 2009 with a “bang!” If you’re trying to meet that next special someone at a nightclub or bar, do what you can to increase your odds.

There might be that predicament on where to stand or sit (in order to increase your chances of being approached) …or perhaps the wander & shoulder tap method is tired, and you don’t want to be “that guy” again. The idea is to be in the right place and to have someone approach you instead of the other way around. Let them do the hard part while your job is to simply sit back and look good.

Just happening to be in the right place at the right time can be the difference between a MAXPRO night or another well-lubricated date with Rosie Palms.


At the Bar

It’s a known fact that bars and clubs get really crowded. So, if you happen to have a seat at the bar, then you have a piece of prime real estate! It can be a real pain in the ass trying to break through the crowd of people to order a drink. You, on the other hand, have VIP seating and quick access to the bartender. Accordingly, use this to your advantage!

When you notice a cutie standing among the crowd of people trying to make eye contact with the bartender, you can grab her attention by asking what drink she would like and place the order for her. She will then move closer to you, waiting to pay for her drink. Because the bartender will most likely be multi-tasking between other customer’s drinks, you now have a 2-5 minute window to introduce yourself! …and if the volume levels permit, maybe you’ll even get to strike up a short conversation.

By the time her drink is made, you can offer to pay – considering if there is any hook-up potential. There is about a 50/50 chance she will either thank you, walk away with her $8 Mai Tai thinking “HA, sucker!” or stay and chat it up with you while she enjoys the drink you bought her. Either way, it is a small investment for a possible MAXPRO return.


Near the Edge of the Dance Floor

Enjoy the view! This can be a hard spot since you don’t want to seem like a lurking creep. Make sure you move with the music, chat, and scan the room.

Note: Don’t try to get caught staring if she is not returning the look.

The advantage of being near the edge of the dance floor is that you get a good look at how she can move. Assess the goods and see them in action: Does she move her body like a cyclone or is she doing the two-step? Chances are you will be seeing a lot of the same kind of moves later in the night! So, if 3 rounds of the missionary position doesn’t sound too appealing, steer clear of the two-steppers.

While on the prowl, be on the lookout for groups of ladies dancing. Most ladies like to flock together – and they will do as such on the dance floor. Being able to see all the friends in a group at once is important. Think about it… Have you ever met a girl who scored about an “8” in your book – which you might consider pretty good already – but then she takes you to her friends and they’re all “10s”?! Sure, you can dump the “8” and be a jerk, but being the gentleman you are, you stick with the “8,” knowing that you are now off limits from the “10s”.

If you try to enter the dance circle, it’s probable that you won’t be allowed to join in on the festivities. Instead, make eye contact with the lady of your choice. If she shoots you a smile, or even a few looks your way, then you’ve got the thumbs up! Now, gradually take the time to dance near her, and maybe she’ll even stray away from the pack & dance closer to you!


Outside Smoking Areas

Since smoking is banned in most bars and clubs, it drives traffic out to the designated smoking areas. As stated, women travel in packs, or couples at the least. So even if you are not attracted to smokers, there are bound to be some non-smoking wing-women out there to choose from. No one sits out there in silence, so this could be your chance to have a conversation without having to yell over the music.

Note: Keep in mind many women use the “Do you have a lighter?” line even if they do not need one – just to open conversation. For that reason, always be prepared with a lighter!

The average time it takes to have a smoke is 5-10 minutes; therefore, the crowd is rapidly changing and there will be a variety of women in & out during a short period of time. Remember outside smoking areas are best on cold nights. Whether you go outside to have a cigarette or just for the fresh air, you are guaranteed the opportunity to strike up conversation or even lend a jacket to a shivering girl. Just make sure you don’t leave your MAXPROs in your jacket pockets!

Start 2009 wonderfully and have a happy & safe New Year!

Feature: Hot Tub Lovin'

Obviously, it’s Wintertime, but to warm things up… how about dipping into a hot tub? Image you are relaxing in water so warm it is almost hot. The girl to your right is undeniably hot and the drink in your hand is ice cold. You pinch yourself to be sure you are not dreaming. It is a starry night and you brought a MAXPRO Pleasure Pack in case dreams do come true. A solo hot tub invitation almost always means sex and you have been thinking about this moment all day. Hot tubs are a steamy place with few clothes involved, how can anyone resist?

Below are 3 reasons the hot tub can be the hottest place to have sex:

Spontaneous MAXPRO moments: If her current status is friend but she is contemplating more, the hot tub can be just the thing you needed to tip the scales in your favor. Offering her a massage can be a good way of seeing if she is interested. Once you are caressing her soft skin she will be swept away with sensations running through her body. Follow up with some kisses on her neck. Most women cannot help but melt under these steamy conditions. Hopefully, you remembered to put the Pleasure Pack in arms reach.

Water makes you weightless: With weight no longer being a factor much more positions become available than anywhere outside the water. You can last longer not having to strain your muscles. Use this gift to your advantage and try angles and positions that would not normally be possible. Options vary depending on the size, shape and seating arrangement of the hot tub. Now that you are light as a feather and stiff as a board, you can give her mind blowing orgasms like never before.

Make her wet with the jets: This is like a built in vibrating sex toy. Try positioning her in front of the jets with her legs spread. Get behind her to keep her head above water and balance her legs on the side, keeping her bottom & vaginal area in front of the pulsing jets. Remember she will be weightless so you can balance her with one hand and use the other for the activity of choice. Move her hips back and forth for stimulation. The jets project a hard stream of water so you may not want to keep it directly on the clitoris for long periods at a time. Keep her moving back and forth, up and down. This will get her area ready for you to flex your love muscle.

Enjoy!

Feature: Why She Fakes It

If you read the title and thought she hasn’t pulled this on you, I wouldn’t be so sure. Many women are not able to frequently achieve orgasm through normal intercourse according to Gert Holstege of the University of Groningen. "When you want to make love to a woman, you must give her the feeling of being protected”. He suggests some women are unable to achieve full orgasm because they are mentally distracted by fear and other emotions. There are women who can only reach orgasms through clitoral stimulation like oral sex, some forms of foreplay and masturbation.

Scientific studies show some women are simply unable to achieve orgasm at all. A devastating 10-15% according to Dr. Phil will never achieve orgasm. Another 30% cannot orgasm through intercourse alone. Lets stop reading and have a moment of silence for these unfortunate ladies that will never feel the toe-popping, mind-blowing, eye-rolling sensation that takes over your body at the moment of climax, however, they continue to put on a big production trying to make sure you do not feel insecure. So not only is she so kind as to put out but she also pretends you just blew her mind. It is hard to fault her for acting when it is all for you!

That brings us to our first reason some women fake it. They simply can’t orgasm and don’t want you to feel like you have failed. If the thought of a woman faking it with you pisses you off then you are looking at it all wrong. Not only does she not even have a chance at winning the prize she continues entering the contest just so you can keep winning. This woman needs to be commended for putting out all the hard work without ultimate satisfaction in return. She probably does still enjoy it, but not like you and I.

You can try different techniques and through trial & error you can find out what she responds to. It helps a lot if you start things slowly and build up the momentum. You should be able to feel her vagina pulsating and moist before you even begin to fondle that area. A good start can be key. Don’t be so eager to get things finished.

A lady appreciates quality foreplay. What if your lady wants to skip the foreplay and jump right into it? Caution ahead, she could be trying to race you to the finish line. Now for our second reason women fake it, just to get it over with. She might have had a hard day at work, came home exhausted only to find you in an unusually frisky mood for a Monday night. To avoid having you hump her leg and whine all night she decides to head to the bedroom and just handle it real quick. I’d like to think you are all such great guys that you wouldn’t image calling the job done until you were both satisfied.

However, If her head and heart are not in it then it can be a challenge to reach climax so she prepares for the compromise. She waits for your breathing que and when the timing is just right she cums at the exact same time. You both lay there and pant as she thanks you for a job well done. This one may piss you off a little cause there is no shame her letting you know that she’s just not in the mood and you should be thankful she was willing to make sure you are content. We call this, faking one for the team.

Now for the worst faker of them all, the reward him for doing it wrong girl. If I knew who these girls were I would kick their ass because they are not doing anyone a favor. If your moves are tired you have a right to know.

I dated a guy who thought he wrote the road map to traveling down south, thanks to his last GF who was surely a faker, I had to burst his bubble. “I never had any complaints before” was his response. He thought I was the one with the problem when he didn’t even know where the clitoris was. By having the uncomfortable talk with him I was able to retrain and enjoy. Guys, all ladies are unique and have different preferences in the bedroom so never pass down a chance to learn what she likes. Give the lady what she wants and her body will respond naturally.

Feature: Being Prepared

Running to the store to pick up an item you need is usually a minor inconvenience, right? Now imagine you and your sweetie just started getting hot and heavy, the kisses are passionate, your hands are caressing each others bodies and as the clothes begin to come off you wonder if either of you have a condom. You check your drawer and just what you were afraid of, there is nothing but an empty tin. We have all been there, first you run to the room-mates sock drawer frantically searching for a condom (don’t forget to check the expiration date!) and when that plan fails you search your mind for fast options and actually consider trying to dig out that condom lollipop you got at the last bachelor party in Vegas. We are too smart to even consider going to battle without being armed so you make the “I’ll be right back” announcement as you walk out the door praying your partner will not be asleep when you return. This trip to the store is going to be a hard one, no pun intended.

A standard Maxpro 12 condom tin can cover a first round of preparation. I like to keep condoms in my purse so they are with me at all times. The purse designers anticipated the need for such a compartment and conveniently provides a small inside zipper pocket that can accommodate at least 2 condoms. Ladies take advantage of it! Aside from my purse I have condoms strategically placed around my house.

I always keep 2 at the very back of my second drawer in the bathroom just in case a house-quest decides to join me mid-shower. And of course there is the good ol’ sock drawer where 98% of us keep our condoms and other “goodies”. Drawers in any room can generally be a good place to store condoms, it provides a cool dark place and keeps them out of sight. There are even 2 in my desk drawer at the office and 2 in my gym bag, just in case the opportunity arises. If you noticed I always keep them in quantities of two it is because for me the meal is not over until I’ve had appetizers and a second helping of the main course, but for some of you it will just come in handy for the next time.

Feature: Foods to Get in the Mood

We all know the fastest way to someone’s heart is through their stomach, right? Instead of slaving away in the kitchen, try cuddling up with your sweetie and enjoying some of the tasty treats below to really set the love making mood....

Chocolate Body Tattoos - Have fun painting a chocolate design on your man’s sexy body and get excited licking it off.

Oysters - Oysters are not only a natural aphrodisiac but they contain a hormone called dopamine, which gets your libido rising. Pair the oysters with some tequila shots and you are in for a wild ride!

Berries & Whipped Cream - Weather you prefer strawberries or raspberries you cannot go wrong with any sweet & juicy berry. Accent the berries with whipped cream making a sexy combination. For sensual foreplay, use a berry to spread whipped cream on his lips, down his chest making a happy trail to the “on” switch for his love machine. Be sure to have a Maxpro within arms reach - it will be needed!

Feature: Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend

"Bitches be crazy," right? Just don’t ever say that to a woman. Women in general are more sensitive than men and tend to over analyze what you guys say. That’s why you should choose your words wisely and consider her current mood before you throw out a sarcastic comment and expect to erase it with “just kidding”. Saying something in front of the wrong person, or the wrong tone or in the wrong context can be a fatal move even if the comment itself wasn’t offensive. Confused yet? Good.

Complex women require complex rules:

1. Never compare your lady to another woman (especially your ex!): Who doesn’t wish his ladie’s ass looked like J-Lo? This is not something she can change (without surgery) and by saying this to her all you did is gaurantee you won’t be seeing her ass of any size in motion tonight. NEVER, EVER compare her to your ex. Weather your ex had a better smelling shampoo, longer lasting gum or tastier recipe for meatloaf, it is taboo. Guys if there is a need for suggestion try using your sisters name instead.

2. Never comment on her weight: If your sweetie is like me her weight will fluctuate from time to time. It is best to keep any observations to yourself in this regard. You even need to be careful with compliments in this area, as an innocent compliment may translate to her as you are encouraging her to improve. So it is best to not offer up any opinion, but if she asks you do not avoid the question. Keep your answer light and neutral: of course I noticed now come over here and let me kiss those sexy lips.

3. Is it that time of the month?: If you say this by mistake your next move should be to duck and cover cause there is a good chance that whatever is in her hand is about to become airborne! If it is that time of the month you just made the current situation a whole lot worse.

Feature: Sex Around the House

Chances are, when you and your partner are about to get it on, you make a beeline for the bed. Now we're not knocking between-the-sheets sex, but you can make your intimate encounters even more intoxicating by moving them beyond the boudoir. "Shaking it up by doing it in an innovative location will create a new, exciting dynamic in your sexual relationship," says Kimberly Flemke, PhD, therapist at the Institute for Sex Therapy and assistant professor in the couple and family therapy graduate program at Drexel University. "Having sex somewhere unexpected or where you're not 'supposed to' often releases brain hormones that increase desire and passion."

With the benefits of novel nooky in mind, we've mapped out some daring and innovative sex positions to try in every nook and cranny of your home. Let the room christening begin.


Kitchen Encounter

Sit on the edge of the counter, pull your knees up to your chest, and place your feet flat on the counter. Have your guy stand facing you between your legs, then scoot your bum far enough forward (it may have to hang over the edge or even hover a few inches above the surface) so he can enter you. If you're too high up for him to reach you comfortably, he can stand on a phone book or sturdy crate.

Hold on to his shoulders for support, and have him grab your butt to help propel you back and forth. "This is a twist on an ancient position in the Kama Sutra where both thighs are raised in the air, which allows for very deep penetration," says Alex Williams, author of the upcoming Kitchen Kama Sutra: 50 Ways to Seduce Each Other Outside the Bedroom.

Erotic extras:The kitchen offers you easy access to homemade passion props. "You can tease him with the sink sprayer or even use it on yourself as you sit in the sink," points out Joan Elizabeth Lloyd, author of Naughtier Bedtime Stories. "You're also right by the fridge, so you can find creative uses for ice, fruit, whipped cream, and other fun lickables."


Doorway Play

Standing-up sex can be a challenge, unless there's some solid structure for support...like a door frame. For this pose, have your guy squat with his back against one side of a doorway. His thighs should be parallel to the floor, and he can put his hands behind his lower back for cushioning. Stand facing away from him, spread your legs so they're on either side of his, and then back up onto his member.

Once you're positioned, bend forward and push against the opposite door frame with your palms. This helps you balance and allows you to control your gyrations and vary the speed and depth of penetration. You're in the driver's seat, so mix up your moves — swivel your hips back and forth in a circular pattern or figure eights — and experiment to see what feels best. Every time you switch direction, you'll both experience new pleasurable sensations.

Erotic extra: Leave on a pair of sexy stiletto heels...and nothing else. The shoes' shape will help keep you pitched forward on your toes for maximum maneuverability, and the mere sight of them will drive him wild.


Bathing Booty

Taking a bath à deux can be incredibly seductive: "Just lathering up each other with bare hands is sensual and exciting," says Flemke. So next time you're having a sexy suds-fest with your man, have him lie back, resting his head on the edge of the tub. Facing him, kneel over one of his legs (his thigh should be sandwiched between your thighs), and lower yourself onto him.

When he's inside you, wrap your ankles around his calf so you're fully entwined. Then lean forward and hold on to the edge of the tub behind his head to support yourself as you glide back and forth over his body, rather than up and down. The zero gravity of the water gives you a wider range of motion than you'd usually have and lets you experience new sensations every time you alter your movements.

"This position creates a slower buildup, which can ultimately lead to an exciting climax," says Susan Crain Bakos, author of The Sex Bible: The Complete Guide to Sexual Love. Don't worry about taking too long; you'll have plenty of time to enjoy it. "Your man is getting less friction than he's used to, so it can delay his orgasm," she adds.

Erotic extras: Make the most of being submerged by tweaking the temperature. Periodically turn on the faucet and carefully alternate between short blasts of cold and hot water. "The anticipation of wondering what is coming next will keep your man on high alert, adding to his excitement," says Bakos.


Thigh High

Kneel on the floor in front of an ottoman (or use a couple of cushions), then lean forward so your stomach is flat against it, palms on the floor. Have your guy kneel between your legs and hold on to your hips as he penetrates you. With him firmly inside you, straighten your legs and have him hold on to your highs. "He can lift your legs to create a better G-spotting angle," says Lloyd — just let him know how high he should go. Another bonus of this from-behind position for you: Not being able to see him lets you fully focus on the tingly sensations.

Erotic extra: If you have the flexibility to pull it off, start by sitting crosslegged, each foot on the opposite thigh. Then when you lean forward, keep your legs folded during intercourse. They will form a triangle with your butt for a sexy sight like he's never seen before, and your locked limbs will create an incredibly snug fit for his member.


On the Level

This is a perfect position if there's a big height difference between you and your man...but it's pretty hot even if there's not. Stand with your back to the wall, either at the bottom of the staircase or one or two steps up if your guy is taller than you are. (If you're taller, do the reverse.) He stands facing you so your pelvises are at the same level.

Get yourselves situated, then lift one of your legs and rest it on the banister that's across from you to help support yourself. Hold on to his shoulders for balance as he enters you. (You both might have to twist your torsos a little to meld the right way.) The angle created by your raised leg will give him a tighter fit, making it more pleasurable for both of you.

Erotic extras: By slightly bending your outstretched knee, you'll have more leverage to rub against him, giving your clitoris some extra feel-good friction and boosting your orgasm. "Try flexing your knee and PC muscles — the ones you use to stop urine flow — in sync," suggests Bakos. "He'll feel even tighter inside you, and the subtle rocking motion created by bending your knee lets you control the speed and rhythm."


The Couching Tiger

Sit on your guy's lap while he's on the couch, and tuck your feet into the crease where the back and seat connect. When he's inside you, hold on to each other's forearms for support, and slowly lean back until you're lying on his thighs. Straighten your legs slightly and push back your hips to ride your guy; he can use your arms to help propel you back and forth. "This position is visually hot," says Bakos. "He can look at you spread out before him, and you get to see the action as well." It also angles your clitoris for direct contact and makes it easy for him to give you manual stimulation.

Erotic extra: Place a pillow underneath his thighs (up by his knees) to allow for even deeper entry.


Flooring It

Finally, a ground position with no rug-burn risk (at least for you). Have your guy kneel (he can cushion his knees with a towel or pillow), face away from him, and slowly lower yourself onto his member. You can tease him with some sweet eye candy by slooowly inching your way down. Stay squatted without fully sitting so you'll be able to thrust with abandon. Your guy can lean back on one hand and use the other to stimulate your pleasure zones. "This is one of the best positions for him to bring you to orgasm manually," says Flemke. Another bonus: If you lean back, you get the naughty thrill of not looking into each others' eyes but the intimacy of having your faces so close.

Erotic extra: Have your guy spread his thighs wide, then kneel on the floor in front of him. Keep your legs together and you'll be able to feel every inch of him as he slides in and out of you.