Feature: Bar Strategy 101

With New Year’s Eve quickly approaching, you’ll probably be out celebrating, hoping to ring in 2009 with a “bang!” If you’re trying to meet that next special someone at a nightclub or bar, do what you can to increase your odds.

There might be that predicament on where to stand or sit (in order to increase your chances of being approached) …or perhaps the wander & shoulder tap method is tired, and you don’t want to be “that guy” again. The idea is to be in the right place and to have someone approach you instead of the other way around. Let them do the hard part while your job is to simply sit back and look good.

Just happening to be in the right place at the right time can be the difference between a MAXPRO night or another well-lubricated date with Rosie Palms.


At the Bar

It’s a known fact that bars and clubs get really crowded. So, if you happen to have a seat at the bar, then you have a piece of prime real estate! It can be a real pain in the ass trying to break through the crowd of people to order a drink. You, on the other hand, have VIP seating and quick access to the bartender. Accordingly, use this to your advantage!

When you notice a cutie standing among the crowd of people trying to make eye contact with the bartender, you can grab her attention by asking what drink she would like and place the order for her. She will then move closer to you, waiting to pay for her drink. Because the bartender will most likely be multi-tasking between other customer’s drinks, you now have a 2-5 minute window to introduce yourself! …and if the volume levels permit, maybe you’ll even get to strike up a short conversation.

By the time her drink is made, you can offer to pay – considering if there is any hook-up potential. There is about a 50/50 chance she will either thank you, walk away with her $8 Mai Tai thinking “HA, sucker!” or stay and chat it up with you while she enjoys the drink you bought her. Either way, it is a small investment for a possible MAXPRO return.


Near the Edge of the Dance Floor

Enjoy the view! This can be a hard spot since you don’t want to seem like a lurking creep. Make sure you move with the music, chat, and scan the room.

Note: Don’t try to get caught staring if she is not returning the look.

The advantage of being near the edge of the dance floor is that you get a good look at how she can move. Assess the goods and see them in action: Does she move her body like a cyclone or is she doing the two-step? Chances are you will be seeing a lot of the same kind of moves later in the night! So, if 3 rounds of the missionary position doesn’t sound too appealing, steer clear of the two-steppers.

While on the prowl, be on the lookout for groups of ladies dancing. Most ladies like to flock together – and they will do as such on the dance floor. Being able to see all the friends in a group at once is important. Think about it… Have you ever met a girl who scored about an “8” in your book – which you might consider pretty good already – but then she takes you to her friends and they’re all “10s”?! Sure, you can dump the “8” and be a jerk, but being the gentleman you are, you stick with the “8,” knowing that you are now off limits from the “10s”.

If you try to enter the dance circle, it’s probable that you won’t be allowed to join in on the festivities. Instead, make eye contact with the lady of your choice. If she shoots you a smile, or even a few looks your way, then you’ve got the thumbs up! Now, gradually take the time to dance near her, and maybe she’ll even stray away from the pack & dance closer to you!


Outside Smoking Areas

Since smoking is banned in most bars and clubs, it drives traffic out to the designated smoking areas. As stated, women travel in packs, or couples at the least. So even if you are not attracted to smokers, there are bound to be some non-smoking wing-women out there to choose from. No one sits out there in silence, so this could be your chance to have a conversation without having to yell over the music.

Note: Keep in mind many women use the “Do you have a lighter?” line even if they do not need one – just to open conversation. For that reason, always be prepared with a lighter!

The average time it takes to have a smoke is 5-10 minutes; therefore, the crowd is rapidly changing and there will be a variety of women in & out during a short period of time. Remember outside smoking areas are best on cold nights. Whether you go outside to have a cigarette or just for the fresh air, you are guaranteed the opportunity to strike up conversation or even lend a jacket to a shivering girl. Just make sure you don’t leave your MAXPROs in your jacket pockets!

Start 2009 wonderfully and have a happy & safe New Year!

Last Minute Christmas Gift Idea

I'm sure there are a few guys out there who haven't gotten their significant others' their Christmas presents yet.. or maybe you have no freaking clue on what to get!

For a quick gift, watch the video, follow the simple steps, and viola!



Caution: Make sure not to leave any jagged edges! ..because you know, paper cuts can get nasty.

For full on protection, slip on a MAXPRO condom and let the holiday fun begin!!!

Feature: Hot Tub Lovin'

Obviously, it’s Wintertime, but to warm things up… how about dipping into a hot tub? Image you are relaxing in water so warm it is almost hot. The girl to your right is undeniably hot and the drink in your hand is ice cold. You pinch yourself to be sure you are not dreaming. It is a starry night and you brought a MAXPRO Pleasure Pack in case dreams do come true. A solo hot tub invitation almost always means sex and you have been thinking about this moment all day. Hot tubs are a steamy place with few clothes involved, how can anyone resist?

Below are 3 reasons the hot tub can be the hottest place to have sex:

Spontaneous MAXPRO moments: If her current status is friend but she is contemplating more, the hot tub can be just the thing you needed to tip the scales in your favor. Offering her a massage can be a good way of seeing if she is interested. Once you are caressing her soft skin she will be swept away with sensations running through her body. Follow up with some kisses on her neck. Most women cannot help but melt under these steamy conditions. Hopefully, you remembered to put the Pleasure Pack in arms reach.

Water makes you weightless: With weight no longer being a factor much more positions become available than anywhere outside the water. You can last longer not having to strain your muscles. Use this gift to your advantage and try angles and positions that would not normally be possible. Options vary depending on the size, shape and seating arrangement of the hot tub. Now that you are light as a feather and stiff as a board, you can give her mind blowing orgasms like never before.

Make her wet with the jets: This is like a built in vibrating sex toy. Try positioning her in front of the jets with her legs spread. Get behind her to keep her head above water and balance her legs on the side, keeping her bottom & vaginal area in front of the pulsing jets. Remember she will be weightless so you can balance her with one hand and use the other for the activity of choice. Move her hips back and forth for stimulation. The jets project a hard stream of water so you may not want to keep it directly on the clitoris for long periods at a time. Keep her moving back and forth, up and down. This will get her area ready for you to flex your love muscle.

Enjoy!

Embarassing moments when buying condoms

I'm pretty sure we've all had a moment in our lives when we felt completely embarrassed buying condoms. For me it was a beautiful September day when I was 16 - a Senior from my high school had taken a liking to my younger, Sophomore blood and I had a feeling that I was going to do the "home run trot" around the bases later in the evening. I figured I might as well be prepared for the moment so I ran down to the local convenience store to grab some rubbers.

Having no idea what the proper procedures were when buying condoms I strolled around that store for what seemed like hours (I'm sure the owner thought I was scoping the place out to rob him or something). Eventually I grabbed a 3pack of condoms along with a Snickers Bar (like that was going to hide it or something) and went up to the counter. I could have sworn the whole place was vacant when I was in there but right as I get up to the counter, yup, so does my neighbor. I'm pretty sure my Snickers Bar trick didn't work because the look on his face told the whole story.

Looking back on that now I kind of laugh because I can't believe I was so embarrassed. It seems that society has made condoms such a taboo subject that even I, when I was younger, felt embarrassed in my decision to have SAFE SEX. I'm not saying my decision to have sex was the right or wrong one (that's a whole different discussion for a whole different time) but at least I was being responsible and protecting myself.

What was your embarrassing moment???

Burger King creates a body spray that smells like meat...no pun intended

I couldn't believe it either when I first read about it. I normally wouldn't touch on a topic like this but I couldn't help myself with this one. If you don't believe me check out their website firemeetsdesire.com and tell me if you could keep yourself from laughing. If you spray the bottle while online it scrolls through different pictures - this one of "The King" was one of my favorites and I really hope nobody gets any weird ideas come next Halloween with this outfit.

Watch out ladies - looks like there's going to be a bunch of men running around smelling like meat (giving a whole new meaning to the term "meat head"). Now whether or not that puts you in the mood, always be sure to wear a condom when you're acting on your animal instincts.

Condom Commercial

Going to the land of condoms

Its that time of the year again when I travel to Malaysia



For the past 5 years I have gone abroad to the land of condoms to meet with some of the top condom guys from around the world and we talk about matters that effect our industry.



This will be the first time I will be able to document the trip and it always begins with the check in and then the long wait. So I sit out front for about 1 hour people watching one of my favorite things to do. Its funny how I try to imagine what that guys life might me like by how they say good bye to their loved ones for example a middle aged man just got out of the car grabed his bags and waived his wife away I think that's common for people who have been married for a long time and then this other guy same age range made out with his girl untill the airport police broke them up and so to me they are still in their first 3 years or she is the girl on the side. I could write about these people until my thumbs fall off so I will tell you more when I get to the other side.



Check back soon

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New Products Sneak Peek!

We're all excited here at the MAXPRO offices because we just got the
shipment of our new product line in the other day! Just 'cause I'm
anxious here's a sneak peek of what we're gonna be putting in stores
pretty soon! Oh and sorry about the quality. I'm sending this from my
iPhone!