Embarassing moments when buying condoms

I'm pretty sure we've all had a moment in our lives when we felt completely embarrassed buying condoms. For me it was a beautiful September day when I was 16 - a Senior from my high school had taken a liking to my younger, Sophomore blood and I had a feeling that I was going to do the "home run trot" around the bases later in the evening. I figured I might as well be prepared for the moment so I ran down to the local convenience store to grab some rubbers.

Having no idea what the proper procedures were when buying condoms I strolled around that store for what seemed like hours (I'm sure the owner thought I was scoping the place out to rob him or something). Eventually I grabbed a 3pack of condoms along with a Snickers Bar (like that was going to hide it or something) and went up to the counter. I could have sworn the whole place was vacant when I was in there but right as I get up to the counter, yup, so does my neighbor. I'm pretty sure my Snickers Bar trick didn't work because the look on his face told the whole story.

Looking back on that now I kind of laugh because I can't believe I was so embarrassed. It seems that society has made condoms such a taboo subject that even I, when I was younger, felt embarrassed in my decision to have SAFE SEX. I'm not saying my decision to have sex was the right or wrong one (that's a whole different discussion for a whole different time) but at least I was being responsible and protecting myself.

What was your embarrassing moment???