Feature: Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend

"Bitches be crazy," right? Just don’t ever say that to a woman. Women in general are more sensitive than men and tend to over analyze what you guys say. That’s why you should choose your words wisely and consider her current mood before you throw out a sarcastic comment and expect to erase it with “just kidding”. Saying something in front of the wrong person, or the wrong tone or in the wrong context can be a fatal move even if the comment itself wasn’t offensive. Confused yet? Good.

Complex women require complex rules:

1. Never compare your lady to another woman (especially your ex!): Who doesn’t wish his ladie’s ass looked like J-Lo? This is not something she can change (without surgery) and by saying this to her all you did is gaurantee you won’t be seeing her ass of any size in motion tonight. NEVER, EVER compare her to your ex. Weather your ex had a better smelling shampoo, longer lasting gum or tastier recipe for meatloaf, it is taboo. Guys if there is a need for suggestion try using your sisters name instead.

2. Never comment on her weight: If your sweetie is like me her weight will fluctuate from time to time. It is best to keep any observations to yourself in this regard. You even need to be careful with compliments in this area, as an innocent compliment may translate to her as you are encouraging her to improve. So it is best to not offer up any opinion, but if she asks you do not avoid the question. Keep your answer light and neutral: of course I noticed now come over here and let me kiss those sexy lips.

3. Is it that time of the month?: If you say this by mistake your next move should be to duck and cover cause there is a good chance that whatever is in her hand is about to become airborne! If it is that time of the month you just made the current situation a whole lot worse.